February 14, 2008

Tom Jones insures his chest

He may be getting a little older but apparently Tom Jones has still got it and he needs to insure it, his hairy cheat we are talking about here!

So in order for him to be able to continue his hip shaking and with his shirt undone to his trousers he needs to insure his chest hair! As this is part of his act, in a similar manner that any other professional would protect their assets. But we are not talking pennies here; no Tom Jones chest hair is worth $7,000,000!

What is not clear is how they will judge a claim if it is made. Do they count the hairs or measure the length? Maybe they will have to count the bald patches!

Source [Asylum]